Hey WordPress!! I haven’t posted in a long while.  Don’t ask me what a long while is and excuse my typos I have been drinking. I will correct them in the morning. So it’s 4 am. I am at home celebrating my bday by myself while my fiance’ and kids sleep. I am watching Dane Cook and loving it. He rocks. On some off-chance Dane Cook reads this, yea right, please come to Columbus, Ohio. The year has been great. I am 31!! Fucking A!! or is it Fuckin Aye!! hahahahaha!! I am doing good. I am back in college working on my 2nd degree. I know professional student now! I have about 18 months until I get married, ( that whole divorce and remarried thing takes time), so I am happy. Kids are great. Daughter wants a laptop, iPod Touch, and iPhone for Christmas! hahahahahahaha!! oh quit playing. Can we afford it? Of course. Will she get it? Hell to the mother fucking no!! She will get an iPhone that she can use as an iPod Touch. We got her a desktop & a 40 inch HD TV. And all of this was given to her BEFORE Christmas. SO she better be happy with socks and candy canes in those stocking stuffers on 12/25. lol

But it’s my birthday. Another year old… can’t say another year wiser. Another year drunker that’s for damn sure. Having a great time! So what are my goals for this year that I won’t keep you ask? To lose weight. …hahahahhahahahah!! I know good one. I am not a fat chic, but I want to lose weight. I could be considered by some to fluffy. Though I do not consider myself a bunny so I can’t be fluffy. I have joined a gym. Well almost, I am waiting to get paid because I like to put things off. I have had the money, got the money, & don’t want to spend the money. But I set a hard commit date as my  next paycheck. I want to finish my certification so I can transfer in to the IT industry. I also want to be divorced to my 1st husband by this time this year. Other than that, I want to love my kids, my mate, and my family. Throw a little world peace in the mix so I can sleep well at night and we have a fuckin good year!

I am drunk and don’t plan to write for long. Let me spell check this post & back to watching the Cook master( hahahahaha) I go!!